I don’t normally do this sort of thing but… I wanted to do a Fanfic Recommendation - you can stop right here if you don’t like this sort of thing.

“Abnormally Average” isn’t your typical South Park fanfic by any means - it’s set when the kids are still in Fourth Grade and pretty non-romantic. We focus on Stan Marsh, who’s sick of everyone referring to him as boring or average (Bit of satire) and devises a desperate plan in a bid to impress everyone and save animals - but then it all goes horrible wrong.

I know it probably doesn’t sound like much, but it’s actually a fairly nice fic coming along. The quality improves as it moves along (updates are infrequent) and it’s not all the Stan Show - Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny get plenty of time to shine. And everyone is in-character - Randy’s an idiot, Kyle and Cartman fight, Kenny’s a filthy pervert, and Jimbo and Ned still kill animals.

Give it a read!

Yes, that’s right, the ask is re-opened until March 1st, 2012 then will be closed indefinitely - possibly for good, but really, one day I’ll get bored and reopen it, eventually, we all know that. So send in your questions!

• Standard rules apply.
• Please no romantic-based questions. 
• Specify what character they are directed to!
• I reserve the right to refuse to answer.

Thank you!

(Butters likes dolphins, too, just for the record.)

(Special Thanks to SP-Studio.de for the fireplace/chair background. I was going to redraw it myself but figured I could make a one-time exception. Really wanted to have that imagery going xD)

(Kenny doesn’t usually wear pajamas - he sleeps in the buff or in his parka, I KNOW THIS, but I didn’t want to be lazy, so I drew him in some pajamas, bunny slippers and holding a blanket.)

(SORRY I THOUGHT I DID THIS ONE ALREADY D:)

Don’t worry everyone, Craig has kindly informed me I totally missed President’s Day.

L to R: Jimmy Carter (original) George H. W. Bush (original) Barack Obama (several episodes, slightly modified*) Bill Clinton (“Sexual Healing”; original suit) George W. Bush (“Cartoon Wars, Part II”/”Mystery of the Urinal Deuce”/”The Snuke”/”More Crap”)

(I actually just wasn’t going to do a pic but fuck it, I had the drawings.)

* I first drew Obama like, two years ago, before I developed my current drawing and tracing methods, so he looks off compared to Bush and Clinton, who were both updated recently.